be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
DARK DARK
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be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
DARK DARK
(via 17andyoudontknowme)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!I needed this.
(Source: chrib3r, via spiders-cant-jump)
(Source: theprincessdieu)
girls are always complaining about how hard it is to be a girl because of their period
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BONER IN CLASS
SIT DOWN
i aint even a girl but u cant compare havin ur dick hard and ur vag cry tears of blood
thank you tumblr user andrewbreitel
bless
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All because of a fucking pizza place. [x]
If you haven’t already realized that Ke$ha is the biggest Parody artist I don’t know what to tell you.
(Source: zedds, via two-men-one-angel)
i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules
and
then
there’s
German
students
not
giving
a
single
fuck
(via furiousblogmon)
Dreamworks made a great movie without the title character even speaking a word.
OMIGOSH THIS MOVIE
OHGOD
JUST THE GIFS ARE MAKING ME EMOTIONAL
(Source: hereforpizza, via being-a-king221b)
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO
OMG IT’S BACK
oH MY GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME NICE SONG AND I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS
My step dad walked into the room right when I hit play, listened to the first 5 seconds, then walked back out.
its five in the morning, my parents are down the hall, and my computer was on full volume
I physically can’t not reblog this
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS BEHIND ME AND I THINK SHE’S HAVING A HEARTATTACK
(Source: misha-bawlins, via l1z4b3th)
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
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